Shaking it all about

Dear Spurtle 

As the European Referendum fast approaches, I can garner little enthusiasm to vote either way.

The IN campaign offers little more than patronising scare tactics whilst the OUT campaign disappointingly fails to promise a return to pound, inch and gallon Imperial measures or pound, shilling and penny £SD currency.

I feel that my ballot paper may well end up being spoiled.

John Eoin Douglas
(Spey Terrace)
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Dear Mr Douglas

How would you feel about remaining in a Europe that converted to Imperial weights/measures/currency?

Spurtle

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Dear Spurtle

If we had only had the sense to go into it at the beginning that is what could have happened – along with having the Commonwealth as part of the EU. Tragically missed opportunities!

John Eoin Douglas