BEAR BACK IN THE NEW TOWN

Submitted by Editor on Thu, 19/04/2012 - 21:53

Bear – the popular, well-kent, fluffy St Vincent Street resident – has been found and returned safe amd sound after an inexplicable absence lasting nine days (Breaking news, 13.4.12).

He went missing on Easter Sunday, but had perhaps never been far from home. It seems he may have been trapped indoors nearby.

The good news is that he's back. The bad news is that he's absolutely livid.

Thanks are extended by Bear's companion and friends to all who reported sightings of him, and apologies are extended to KitKat – the popular, well-kent, fluffy Drummond Place resident who was the object of repeated mis-identifications.

If your loved-one goes AWOL, Spurtle is always happy to spread appeals for information, regardless of how many legs, fins or wings s/he may have.