It is now over five years since Antony Gormley’s 6 Times was revealed to an excited Edinburgh.
The cast-iron figures stretching from Belford Road to the sea via the Water of Leith were an intriguing contemplation of person and place, statement and entropy.
They would, said Gormley, probably last a thousand years.
As is now depressingly familiar, the four riverbed-mounted figures – three of them in or bordering Broughton – were soon removed to storage. Unable to withstand the Water of Leith's occasional increases in flow, the toppling statues had proved too costly and inconvenient to maintain in the water.
For the time being, the work is ruined, incomplete, invisible.
And because we liked it so much, we have enquired frequently about what progress has been made in restoring it to the river, or otherwise modifying its design and siting so that the public can again enjoy it.
However, our enquiries to the National Galleries of Scotland (NGS) have always been met with polite but anodyne assurances that discussions continue between them, Gormley and other parties (presumably the Scottish Environmental Protection Agency and City of Edinburgh Council).
Gormley himself is screened by assistants who refer all queries back to that deadest of all dead bats: the NGS Press Office.
With yet another year passed and nothing seeming to have changed, we’ve grown impatient. So in June, we began digging away at the problem with a Freedom of Information request.
Totting up the cost
We asked for a breakdown of how much and in what ways private and public money has been spent on 6 Times since it was first commissioned.
NGS responded as follows:
FUNDING
Private funding (including Art Fund and NGS Patrons): £370,000.00
NGS funding: £80,000.00
Total Funding: £450,000.00
COSTS
Acquisition of sculptures: £270,000.00
Planning, engineering and installation including ecological surveys, dive teams and legal fees: £150,480.00
Leaflet and maintenance: £16,976.16
Total costs of acquisition: £437,456.76
The following costs have been incurred by NGS since the launch of the work:
Costs for removal of four works: £35,003.00
Regular removal of debris build-up around figures (approx.): £2,000.00
Engineers fees: £9,200.00
Total: £46,203.00
If we’ve understood the figures correctly, NGS’s total funding was £450,000 and its total costs to date have been 483,659. That leaves it and the taxpayer £33,659 out of pocket.
What next?
This is not a sum likely to require intervention by the International Monetary Fund, but it's eye-watering enough given that there's so little to show for it.
Spurtle will therefore continue to use FOI requests to probe the NGS on its future plans for 6 Times. Alternatively, this much-loved institution could drop the usual bland nothings and issue us with a clear-cut statement of progress so far and a schedule of actions planned for the future.
For background to this story, see Breaking news (22.6.10 and 5.11.12).
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@theSpurtle quite simply a disgrace and Gormley should be made to PAY
New Town Flâneur @NewTownFlaneur
I'm Gormleyaghast.
@lattegirl10 @theSpurtle I think the error was in thinking they COULD be permanent, as naked Gormleys have caused problems in every other>
NewTownCleanStreets @NTCleanStreets
@lattegirl10 @theSpurtle >location they've been plonked in (eg Stavanger, Cuxhaven, Vorarlberg, Crosby Beach, New York...).
@theSpurtle In the absence of the Gormleys, could we install the mini Kelpies in the Water of Leith? Drown the bastards.
Susan Bell by email: Hi, They didn't do it for me. Glad the carbuncles are gone. Hope no more public money's squandered on this kind of tosh.
@theSpurtle have you got the data to work out how much they cost per month when they were in the river?
Broughton Spurtle @theSpurtle
NewTownCleanStreets @NTCleanStreets
@NewTownFlaneur @theSpurtle or even just a couple of abandoned supermarket trolleys - the effect would be similar and edgily postmodern
New Town Flâneur @NewTownFlaneur
@NTCleanStreets @theSpurtle I'll steal half a dozen trolleys from Waitrose. We can call the resulting artwork '6 Crimes'.
Broughton Spurtle @theSpurtle
@NewTownFlaneur @NTCleanStreets There's lots of bland/bombastic public art, but '6 Times' was interesting, well explained, popular in situ.
NewTownCleanStreets @NTCleanStreets
@theSpurtle @NewTownFlaneur Felt like a scam, or a STALKER, to me - having seen his naked form pop up Crosby/NY/Austria emperors new clothes
@NTCleanStreets @theSpurtle @EllaTasm displaying art costs. Usually maintaining a gallery.. in this case a waterway. These statues were fab
@NTCleanStreets the interesting bit wasn't the naked form, but showing the river topography thru the body form @theSpurtle @NewTownFlaneur
Andy Connelly-Nimmo Rather than allowing them to gather dust in storage, how about asking one of Edinburgh's universities for help? Surely this is the sort of real-world challenge which could be opened up as a competition to engineering students, who may be able come up with a new and innovative solution to putting the statues back in place, whilst keeping costs to a minimum?
@lattegirl10 @theSpurtle Gormley is Dream Merchant, doesn't get hands dirty with reality of interaction of his work with nature + weather.