Mention the number 208 to most people, and chances are they will immediately think of the 3rd-century leap year in which King Vologases VI succeeded to the throne of Parthia.
Not here in Edinburgh, however, where readers the length and breadth of a former medieval barony are eagerly anticipating the arrival of their July Spurtle.
We can confirm that it is being printed at this very moment and will appear on local streets within hours.
Stand by for news of tramworks, heritage buffing and a bicycle crash, lack of backbone, torn buttocks, and a Hollywood superstar. Also: rehydration by torchlight, fancy abseiling, two fisher-related items and a New Town whitewash. We have dollops of culture, trip hazards, and a correction, more Leith Walk supposings, Elm Row alarm bells, time to spare, and step by step improvements in the park. Throw in some jingling cynicism and a big Broughton secret which could be yours, and you'll know pretty much all there is to know about Issue 208 apart from the bits we haven't mentioned for fear of being gazumped.
Available from Pilrig to Howe Street, from York Place to Canonmills – Spurtle's Issue 208 is free, independent and all about Broughton.