It may only be February, but surely Spring (or a padded cell) cannot be far away when even the cars start making eyes at you.
This green Citroën was spotted in Abercromby Place on Sunday afternoon.
It watched the original Spurtle informant all the way across the road, allegedly giggled as he passed, and then pretended to be looking the other way when he turned round for a second look.
We can't decide who's battier ... the person who buys false eyelashes for their hatchback, or the person who can't help responding with a wink.