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HIKE, HOCK, HIC

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A DRINKING PERSONS GUIDE TO BEING DEMONSTRATIVE 

This is a glass of red. And very nice, too.

It was noticed on a hike high up Broughton Street by our wine correspondent Hank, from Wick.

He says that, in his opinion, the A-board has several red wines, some of them hocks.

‘The more wines one consumes,’ says this hack, ‘the harder it is to distinguish between them. Who is to say which has a hunky body, which a bouquet of harem, and which a hint of horse or rum?’

Hic