As you read this, advance copies of the October Spurtle have already begun dispersing across the barony like political pollen on a conference wind.
Issue 366 begins excitingly with a boring lack of ambition, then continues with the non-appearance of something eagerly anticipated. It picks up a bit with 63 local languages, the perils of zigzags and a discovery which has lit up the world of bogus Roman archaeology.
A vegetable-forward Page 2 features grass, blades, greenware and Reed Green. We cover calls for enforcement and engaged citizens sharing their thoughts on Broughton from as far afield as Dundee, Livingston, Peebles and Prestonpans.
We look at dead ends and improved access on Page 3, a welcome way to find family–worklife balance, some unusual behaviour in Gayfield Sq and awkward questions. We have bad news for fans of brine-dipped potato wedges.
More awkward questions attend a baffling oak on Page 4. We have doubts about planting, are enthused by ground anchors and reassured by Council claims on deconification.
In short and occasionally pointless detail, Issue 366 contains nearly everything you need to know about Broughton but have happily ignored until now . It’s available from shops, bars, cafes, railing dispensers and libraries of all sorts. There’s a handy new map of Spurtleshire outlets here, but if you can’t be bothered with paper and print there are multiple pdfs downloadable, in colour and free, from our website after midnight tonight.
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