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LOCAL OPTIMIST AWAITS SIX-NATIONS CALL-UP

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The Treacle monkey on Broughton Street is undeterred by last-minute defeat against Wales.

Despite finishing an enormous piece of rock over Christmas, he is now back in peak physical condition and looks forward to swapping a bandana for international caps in games against England, Ireland, and a resurgent Italy.

He looks more confident than many Scottish fans feel.