MAIR, MUCH MAIR THAN THIS
STRANGE ENCOUNTER OF THE HARE KIND
Spurtle met this unusual character propped up against the wall of Simpson & Marwick on Broughton Street last night.
Regrettably, he’d had a few.
To our enquiry about his well-being, the hare replied: ‘Aye, Ah’m sure ye kent, there wur times whin Ah chatted mair than Ah cuid chow’.
Spurtle nodded neutrally, wracking our brains to work out what he meant and whether we’d ever met him before.