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MYSTERIOUS BONNINGTON
Sunday 31 July 2022 - 16:43
On reflection, all is not as it may seem.
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BOTANIC DETERRENT
Saturday 30 July 2022 - 17:38
Not fooling anybody.
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ISSUE 320—OUT SOON!
Saturday 30 July 2022 - 16:00
As you read this, advance copies of the August Spurtle are already appearing across the barony. Secure yours now before Greg Proops grabs the lot.…
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DEMOLITION DUST
Wednesday 27 July 2022 - 17:22
Another day of choking clouds on Dundas St and Fettes Row. Reality was much worse than it appears in this photo…
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GREENSIDE
Monday 25 July 2022 - 17:11
Shady opportunities are not all they're cracked up to be.
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CAUGHT SHORT
Sunday 24 July 2022 - 17:05
Ill-advised abbreviation in Tesco Broughton Road.
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TIME AND MOTION
Saturday 23 July 2022 - 16:58
Making moments into memories. For sale in a shop called, appropriately enough, Go Outdoors…
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CALTON HILL
Thursday 21 July 2022 - 16:53
High plains drifter.
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POLICE APPEAL FOR NEXT OF KIN
Friday 1 July 2022 - 13:43
Police in Scotland have issued the following press release. We reproduce it unedited and in full. ***** Police Scotland is appealing for…
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ISSUE 319 – OUT SOON!
Wednesday 29 June 2022 - 11:10
As you read this, advance copies of the July Spurtle are already popping up in odd spots across Broughton like lost tourists walking in circles on…
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