Get out your brolly! It’s about to start raining Spurtles.
April's issue will begin to precipitate on the streets tomorrow, bringing a topical downplump of Planning, election and hustings news, a non-sighting of the talented George Osborne MP, and a plethora of bins and fag butts nobody likes but nobody thinks they’re responsible for.
We have slim pickings on particular pavements, a hole, and a youth hostel driving hospitality to new extremes.
Missing technology, flattened flora and absent friends jostle for space with an engineering triumph and talented lighthouse impersonator.
We have spiralling birds, mysterious red doors, band news and potentially amorous Sunday roasts above a celebration of all things Leith (except the nasty bits).
If we squeezed any more hyperlocal raindrops into your four-page puddle it would flood.
Pick up your copy from a shop, gallery, newsagent, library, bike repair emporium or hair dresser anywhere in Broughton and the near-beyond from tomorrow.
Or download a colourful pdf at our website’s Home page here from midnight tonight.
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