As you read this, advance copies of the November Spurtle are already circulating around Broughton like fallen leaves down a recently unblocked gully.
The new printed issue begins with Leith Walk – how to get across it and whose garden to get comfortable in once you’ve arrived. It continues with a disturbing turn in a usually peaceful neighbourhood, speculates on the next round of hot-air about bins, and ends with a naked appeal for your dosh.
Chips. That’s what on Page 2. Chips, a mystery mezzanine and leeches, and bikes in parks, and high-finance, and accidents waiting to happen.
Then on to good news for green spaces, a massive school roll, and a nominative brain-fankle on Claremont addresses. A 50-ft bottle-brush makes a brief appearance before becoming a permanent new addition to the area’s unloveliest street clutter.
Eye-popping, après-ski, preventative, and superseded news nuggets of various kinds wrap up Page 4, although the fun continues from midnight tonight with a colour pdf and the chance to read even more items of outdated local interest on our updated website.
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Cheer up everyone, it’s nearly Christmas.