No piped music in Brandon Terrace.
Avoid the crowds.
Edinburgh without Christmas hits.
No bratwurst required.
And not a funfair, ice rink or Christmas market in sight.
On the bright side, we all seem to be a lot less worried about Salmonella these days.
Thanks to reader John Ross who first alerted us to it.
Spurtleshire's answer to Inverfarigaig.
WAY OUT WEST:—Blackness and the triumph of optimism.