ISSUE 354 – PUBLISHED TOMORROW!
As you read this, advance copies of the September Spurtle are already to be found across the barony, lingering like swallows on telephone wires waiting for an Uber that’s supposedly round the corner and travelling south but never comes.
Issue 354 leads with officials in no hurry to talk their way out of an an awkward corner. There’s news of a New Town blackspot where cars travel too fast, a bureaucratic log-jam where decisions sometimes travel in circles but don’t progress, and Elm Row … where there’s motion of sorts but only into thin air.