ISSUE 356 PUBLISHED TOMORROW!
As you read this, advance copies of the November Spurtle are already appearing across Broughton like confiscated bangers on the floor of an Edinburgh custody suite.
Page 1 begins with two blows, various tickets and a call for improved enforcement of hooks.
There’s a digger, a coo and a questionable view on Page 2, plus grass-roots community action and reports of a tap, a crash and persistent floater.