As you read this, advance copies of the latest issue are already spreading across the barony like traffic cones borne on an East Wind. Only less orange, more soft, and unlikely to be repositioned by motorists.

PARMIGIANA-STYLE CHICKEN ROLLS

Looking to spice up your midweek chicken dinner? This dish offers you a great spin on the traditional use of chicken breast – and adds an Italian twist, as my recipes often do. Finding a way to incorporate some ingredients of my beloved Parmigiana in this chicken recipe was a fun exercise made all the more enjoyable by the fact that I was standing in my mum's kitchen!

The lack of ‘natural surveillance’ on our streets during Lockdown was probably the biggest contributor to an outpouring of graffiti and tagging across Broughton over recent months.

This work by Archibald Williams (1871–1934), currently displayed in the window of bookbinders and sellers The Gently Mad on Inverleith Row, optimistically anticipates numerous life-improving innovations from the distant perspective of 1902.

They include:

Police in Edinburgh issued the following press release yesterday. We reproduce it below unedited and in full.

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Serious road crash – Great King Street, Edinburgh

Officers from Edinburgh Road Policing Unit are continuing their enquiries and appealing for information after a road crash on Friday, 18 September, 2020.

Friends of Warriston Cemetery have recently uncovered the headstone of Owen Duffy, a merchant and ‘champion athlete’ who lived from 1848–96.  Duffy has been on Spurtle’s radar for some time.

Duffy was born in Ireland, but at the time of the 1891 census he sold china from his business at 45 Carlyle Place. His home was just down the road at No. 1, where he lived with his wife Isabella and four Edinburgh-born children.

BIG PLANS FOR CENTRUM AND BUPA HOUSES

Scott Hobbs Planning, on behalf of MMMARS Dundas Limited has submitted a proposal of application notice to the Council for property at 108–14 and 116 Dundas Street (20/03923/PAN).

For the benefit of those too busy, stressed, or myopic to read to the end of informal street-postings, Spurtle offers an occasional free transcription service so that readers can study such little urban mysteries in the comfort of their own bubbles.

Today we examine a handwritten message found at various spots across north Edinburgh, most at pedestrian crossings and some – we’re informed – along the route of the No. 8 bus.

It reads:

SATAN – Hebrew ‘To lie in wait’.

Police Scotland issued a press release this afternoon which we reproduce below unedited and in full.

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Police in Edinburgh have released images of a woman they believe may have information that will assist an investigation into an incident which occurred on Greenside Place, Edinburgh, on Saturday, 7 December, 2019. During the incident, a man was assaulted.

The woman in the images is described as white, around 5 ft 8 ins, slim build with black shoulder length hair. She is wearing a black jacked, checked scarf and blue denim jeans.