Architecture

NO MORE DIRTY LOOKS FOR JOHN LEWIS

Submitted by Editor on Mon, 14/09/2020 - 15:09

EXCLUSIVE

Some readers may have endured this phenomenon at an event of their own. Others may have witnessed it with delicious schadenfreude at the event of another. Others still may actually have embodied this phenomenon in their own person.

We refer to the disreputable wedding guest who unwittingly ruins the happy couple’s photographic record of the day by appearing in every picture with a wonky grin, food in their hair, and shirt front covered in soup stains or worse.