Picturesque installation?
Dear Spurtle,
On the very boundary of Greater Spurtleshire, readers may have come across this picturesque urban Installation at the junction of Elm Row and Montgomery Street. Indeed, it is hard to miss and possibly a significant hazard if encountered in darkness.
Placidly undisturbed for many months, it gives no clue as to the artist or to its source of Inspiration (or, for that matter, sponsorship). The aesthetic is a tad uncertain, though, so perhaps its anonymity is understandable; passers-by have yet to exhibit signs of affection or even appreciation.
Nonetheless, this elaborate and substantial deconstruction acquires greater evidence of permanence with every day that passes. Might some person unknown have secretly secured a Preservation Order for it?
David Adams
(Montgomery Street)
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GREENSIDE PLACE – SERIOUS ASSAULT
Police Scotland have issued a press release which we reproduce below unedited and in full.
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ART AND NATURE … AND FREE TREES
CHARLIE ELLIS WANDERS BESIDE THE WATER OF LEITH
The relationship between art and nature is evident on the Water of Leith. This is expressed most obviously through Anthony Gormley’s figures but also in the ‘accidental’ art forged by the surge of late December, which saw torrents of water cascade through the river's gorges and under its bridges.
ISSUE 326 — OUT SOON!
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You, too, will gasp at disturbing news from Eyre Place and East London Street, where matters are not progressing as anybody expected. You, too, may swoon at the news of a former child star who’s now succeeding in two careers and on telly. It all started in Broughton.